tammikuu 12, 2004

Ferret

I like all kinds of animals...
except cockroaches and ferrets.

I have to say that they are the most disgusting creatures of the animal kingdom.
A ferret is a wheasel like little sneaky bastard and it's also closely related to skunks, from which of course these little demons have a very "distinctive" smell. Ferrets are actually bred by humans to be "pets" (or in my opinion pests!). Peple often make the mistake that they could survive in the wild, but they depend on man to care for them.
Don't make the mistake of turning your back on this treacherous devil, cause it will jump on you and it will bite even the feeding hand.
Ferrets are also very territorial and fiercely protect "their own", so you can kiss goodbye to having house guests. Even if you would like friends to visit, they will start making excuses after a few bloodbaths.
I can say from a personal experience that a ferret bite is extremely painful (I have been bitten by many different animals) and the smell of these vicious things sticks in your clothes for a looong time.
So I advise to think twice ... or 10 times before you let a Ferret enter your life.

Posted by carita at 12.01.04 16:16
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Perhaps you'll enjoy this story - perhaps not. There's a ferret, some toast, a little boy called Conradin and a nasty Aunt in it.

http://www.users.bigpond.com/burnside/sredni.htm

Posted by: Daen de Leon on 12.01.04 16:33
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