My boyfriend has made my dog a spastic. He showed that she has a tale attached on her bum and now her favourite thing is to chase it. Its quite embarresing when you are taking her for a walk and you stop to chat with an old friend and the old friend notices your big scary rotweiller and instantly she starts running in sircles untill her head is so woosy and she falls over. So much for street credability. Its like the other day she thought that the tail was chaising her, she tried to flee it as fast as she could and if thats not enough she attacked a manual snowplaw, thinking that its the enemy.
Heres also a list of the things she has managed to put trhough her system with out getting killed.
a milk glass - chewed in pieces and digesting it.
my cd collection - again the same thing.
5kg of beach sand - she pooped concreate for a week.
2 sheets - wich she barfd out.
a black mens sock - it was still in one piece when it came out.
she is also a tallented paper/garbage shredder.
One could say that she has an iron stommac... maby i should put her in the sircus... NOOOO, im kidding, I could never do that.
She is still the sweetest thing!
O, yes.... I haveto say sorry to you all, because of my bad ( horrible) spelling. I speak the language better than i write it. My english dictionary is also abroad at the moment ( Bron the Broninski ), but we will be reunited soon and hopefully my spelling will get better.
Posted by carita at 01.02.04 17:22Hi Carita,
Your spelling is great much much better than my
Finnish !!
My last Doberman used to eat socks and it is ok.
But don't let her eat glass.
I think she is missing Bron.
Love and Kisses
doggon
The cornish dragon
Hi, Simon!
A new addition to her list... yesterday she chewed on a lady shaiver. Shes uncurable. Im beggining to think that maybe she is suicidle, like my guneapig was. Poor thing drowned itselfe in its water cup. My mom tried to get it living again by giving it mouth to mouth, but it was too late... eather that or its lungs exploded. May he rest in peace. Should I be getting worried....?
We both are missing Bron.
I still haveto send you the translation of your letter. It was a very nice letter :).
Hi Carita,
This confirms it, is not safe to live in Finland !!
The humans, the guneapigs and even the dogs are
suicidal.
U need more sun move to Cornwall asap !
Love and kisses
Doggon
the Cornish dragon
Posted by: on 05.02.04 21:36I haveto agree, with you on that. :)
Posted by: Carita on 06.02.04 11:53