Today I paid a visit to the doctor to get one of my jabs for going to Asia and so my ass now hurts. The doctor wasn't too happy to touch my mould covered vaccination book when I handed it over. I blamed it on the Amazon but I think she blamed it on a personal hygiene problem.

The best thing about Scandinavia is that they glue the pages of the newspapers so they don't fall out when you're reading them. Why did no-one else in the world think of that? Danish people do seem to be significantly happier now that it's summer. The streets are full of people drinking beer in the morning sun, and the parks are strewn with semi-naked girls sunbathing. In fact Danes like the sun so much that nearly every flight to Asia is fully booked for the next month, even Aeroflot!