Things were livened up in quiet Sant Josep on Ibiza last week when two men wearing ski masks machine gunned a man sitting in front of a restaurant dead. Most of the shots missed him, but he wasn't lucky enough to dodge them all.

I don't believe I'm linking to this as it's the worst English newspaper I've ever seen and reading it makes me cringe, but I can only find the story in The Ibiza Sun, a free local paper run by an old British couple. As they report, there was "general consternation & confusion after the event" and the victim was "supposedly involved in certain supposedly criminal activities involving cars & drugs". Allegedly.