I was in the pub last night talking with a press officer for Avon and Somerset police. One of my favourite stories that most of the newspapers missed out on was this;
A few weeks ago in a town in Somerset, a man's body was found half sticking out of a drain early in the morning in one of the main streets. It turned out that he'd been on his way home quite pissed the night before when he dropped his mobile down a drain. So he pulled off the drain cover and went down to get it. As you do. Only he got a bit stuck and they found his legs sticking up in the air hours later, quite dead.