French Leave
In yet another one of those strange co-incidences that appear to happen more and more, I woke up this morning and went out onto deck to find 'Imagine', the boat that was my permanent next door neighbour when I lived in Guernsey anchored right next to me. She appears to be owned by a French family nowadays, who were friendly enough to pretend they understood what I was yelling over to them before giving each other worried glances, pulling up their anchor, and immediately leaving the island.